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ruen
Number of posts : 101
Age : 39
Registration date : 2008-12-07
 |  Subject: try q nga din mag joke !!  Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:42 am | |
| The Painter
There was one Pinoy who came to America and looked at the classified ads for painting jobs. He came across the "Help Wanted" section that read - "Wanted: Painter of Porch", and thought that was perfect for his capabilities.And so he went to the American who posted the ad. American: I need my porch painted in a day. You need to scrape all the paint up to the bare surface, and apply a coat of primer then two final coats of orange paint. Can you do that?
Pinoy: Oh yes, sir.. yes, sir! I can remoob the paint then apply orange paint beri well!
American: Ok! You got the job. Just get everything you need from the trunk of the car.After 3 hours...Pinoy: Sir, work is pinis oreydi!
American: Wow! I'm amazed you did it in 3 hours. Did you scrape all the old paint to the bare surface?
Pinoy: Oh yes, sir! Yes, sir! I tanggalated all the old paint!
American: Well then, here's your $20 bonus!
Pinoy: Golly, sir! Tenk yu beri much. But sir, you don't heb a porch.. your car is a BMW...!
Ooouuuuch!
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Estudyante
Bugaw: Sir, Chicks P1,500 Estudiante!
Man: Ganun ba? Hanapan mo ako ng mga P1,000 lang pero mas magaling pa sa estudiante.
Bugaw: Meron din, sir. Ang PRINCIPAL ok yun!
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After the wedding
Husband: Sinungaling ka, sabi mo virgin ka! Bakit kagabi maluwag na!
Wife: Ulol ka! Dahil lasing ka, katabi mo kagabi si mama!
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try q lang poh hehe  | |
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clumsy_chica
Number of posts : 1224
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-12-09
| | Subject: haha .. Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:10 am | |
| hahaha ..nice joke ..
i like the last one ..
aaw ..
hahaha .. | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576
Age : 34
Location : SA BUNDOK...
Registration date : 2008-12-07
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270
Age : 33
Location : United Kingdom
Registration date : 2008-12-05
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576
Age : 34
Location : SA BUNDOK...
Registration date : 2008-12-07
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:59 am | |
| AGREE DW OHHHHH LIE..LOL... | |
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270
Age : 33
Location : United Kingdom
Registration date : 2008-12-05
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:22 pm | |
| LOL bosssing kanina sa ibang forum sabi mo PLASTIC ako now LIEr naman? batok na akita dyan ehh FUNNY naman tlga last one ehh as in  | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576
Age : 34
Location : SA BUNDOK...
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270
Age : 33
Location : United Kingdom
Registration date : 2008-12-05
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Sun Dec 28, 2008 5:54 am | |
| yay HAMBALOS na gagawin ko sau haha labaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ka pa??  | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576
Age : 34
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| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:13 am | |
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_MsZ.MATARAii
Number of posts : 1312
Age : 32
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:57 am | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576
Age : 34
Location : SA BUNDOK...
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Number of posts : 1272
Registration date : 2008-12-26
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clumsy_chica
Number of posts : 1224
Age : 33
Registration date : 2008-12-09
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:45 pm | |
| yeah .. mkulet nga mga joke nya .. peu astig pa din ung last one .! hahaha .. nag-agree na nga si sis b1 tsaka si b3 ee..! hehehehe! | |
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270
Age : 33
Location : United Kingdom
Registration date : 2008-12-05
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:41 am | |
| tsk tsk
susme
bossing
car car ka dyan
haduken pra sau with
hambalos, sampal, wapak, karate, bato, batok
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ruen
Number of posts : 101
Age : 39
Registration date : 2008-12-07
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:29 am | |
| hala hala mag away ba..?
tnx nagustuhan nio ung last haha...
puro ganun kaya lagay q...
hehe.... | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576
Age : 34
Location : SA BUNDOK...
Registration date : 2008-12-07
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:51 am | |
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_MsZ.MATARAii
Number of posts : 1312
Age : 32
Registration date : 2008-12-28
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:35 am | |
| hoy rain mad wag mo ibahin ang topic.. . palo | |
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♥ ♪ ♫ Andrea ♥ ♪ ♫
Number of posts : 94
Age : 29
Location : hMmm... sOmetiM3s pinas, SomeTimes u.s eWan ko kUng saaN tLgA [he he he]
Registration date : 2009-01-05
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chad_gabriel
Number of posts : 546
Age : 36
Location : worLD oF HaTers
Registration date : 2009-01-22
| | Subject: Re: try q nga din mag joke !! Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:23 am | |
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