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![Battle of the Brainless Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Battle of the Brainless Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:18 am | |
| Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines? Contestant: Niyog? Host: Mas matigas pa diyan. Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYUG!!! ----------------------------------- -----------------------
Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal? Contestant: Sa back? Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta). Contestant: Likod? Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito. (Rizal Park). Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!) ----------------------------------- -----------------------
Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo? Contestant: Banyo? Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka. Contestant: Bubong? Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini. Contestant: Beerhouse! ----------------------------------- -----------------------
Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod? Contestant: Lifebuoy? Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan nito. Contestant : Safeguard? Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo. Contestant : Safe Buoy? Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan. Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean! ----------------------------------- -----------------------
Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod? Contestant: Sirena? Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae. Contestant: Siyokoy? Host: Hindi ito lalake. Contestant: Siyoke? ----------------------------------- -----------------------
Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines? Contestant: Sunflower? Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye. Contestant: Stork? Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh. Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak? Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A". Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka? Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A", at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer? Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta! ----------------------------------- -----------------------
Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster (Eugene Torre) of Asia? Contestant: Carole KING? Host: Hindi, ASIA nga eh! Mas mababa sa king. Contestant: Al QUINN? Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya. Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA? Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna. Contestant: BISHOP Bacani? Host: Mas mababa sa bishop. Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT? Host: Mas mababa sa Knight. Contestant: Jerry PONS? Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang. Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE! ----------------------------------- -----------------------
Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue, may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino) Contestant: Nora Aunor? Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y". Contestant: Guy Aunor? Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador. Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor? Host: Hindi. Patay na siya. Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!! | |
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| HOST: Ano ang ating pambansang ibon?Ito'y nagsisimusla sa letrang M. (Maya) ATENIÑO: manok? HOST: Maliit ito at medyo kulay brown. HEY JUDE (St. Jude): maggi cubes? HOST: I'm sorry but the correct answer is Mayawak!
HOST:Sino ang ating pambansang bayani? Ang initials nya ay JR. (Jose Rizal) ATENIÑO:Jamie Rivera? HOST:lalake sya HEY JUDE: MR. Jamie Rivera HOST: lalake nga ano ba? ATENIÑO:ahhh, Jeric Raval HOST: isa syang doktor... HEY JUDE: DR. Jeric Raval HOST:I'm sorry but the correct answer is John Royd
HOST:Ano ang ating pambansang prutas? Nagsisimula sa letrang M. (Mangga) ATENIÑO:mansanitas? HOST:medyo may kalakihan sa mansanitas ito... HEY JUDE: ahh...mansanas!!! HOST:kulay green ito.... ATENIÑO:malunggay...!!! HOST: masarap itong isawsaw sa bagoong... HEY JUDE:ahh,ahh...ginisang malunggay... HOST:I'm sorry but the correct answer is MATIS
HOST:Sinong bayani ang nagtatag ng kilusang KKK? Ang initials nya ay AB. (Andres Bonifacio) ATENIÑO: Aby Biduya? HOST:lalake sya…. HEY JUDE: Amay Bisaya…!!! HOST: matigas sya kasi nahirapan ang mga kastilang patumbahin sya… ATENIÑO: Amy Batumbakal!!! HOST: I’m sorry pero ang tamang sagot ay Andrei Bagassi
HOST: Sinong actor sportsman ang kilalang-kilala sa pangalang GOMA? Ang initials nya ay RG. (Richard Gomez) HEY JUDE: Rolly Galman? HOST: buhay pa sya at isa syang artista… ATENIÑO: Roberto Gonzales…!!! HOST: naalaala mo pa yun!?!...ang tanda-tanda na nun….! Hinde,mahilig syang sumayaw. HEY JUDE:ahhah….RG Bistro HOST:dati syang mahilig magbasketball at madalas mapaaway… ATENIÑO:wahaha….Robert Gworski…. HOST:mali, may show pa nga sya noon na mahilig syang magpatawa ng tao… HEY JUDE:ahhh…ahhh….Redford Green!!!! HOST: I’m sorry, time is up, the correct answer is RG, Richard Gere…
HOST: Ito ang tender juicy and sweety na paboritong isubo ng mga bata..nagsisimula sa letrang H. (hotdog) ATENIÑO: hinlalaki…!!! HOST: malambot ito kung pisilin… HEY JUDE: ahh…ahhh…higad..? HOST: Makati sa lalamunan yan…ang tinutukoy ko ay pagkain at madalas makikita sa spaghetti… ATENIÑO: ahhhhhh…..Hot sauce HOST: I’m sorry..,but the correct answer is handkerchief….kala nyo hotcake ahhhh!!!
HOST: Ano an gating pambansang isda? Nagsismula sa letrang B. (bangus) HEY JUDE: butete… HOST: maliit lang yan…, mas malaki ito…ano ba?? ATENIÑO: ahhh…ahhhh…Balyena..? HOST: masarap itong ulamin sa pagkain…. HEY JUDE: bulad (daing na isda) HOST: haaay…. I’m sorry, the correct answer is Binagoongang Sardinas…
HOST: Sa ngayon po ay tie ang score nila….”0”…so sa tie breaking question na po tayo…. “Magbigay ng dalawampung parte ng katawan ng tao na nagsisimula sa letrang K….halimbawa KILAY…. HEY JUDE: ahhh…ahhh… KILAY….., KAMAY…, KAMAO…, KILI-KILI…, KASU-KASUHAN…, KALINGKINGAN….ahhhhh…..uhhhm….ahhhh …. HOST: ooops…. I’m sorry…time is up…… ATENIÑO:ahhh…ahhh… KANANG KILAY, KALIWANG KILAY, KANANG KAMAY, KALIWANG KAMAY, KANANG KILI-KILI, KALIWANG KILI-KILI, KANANG KAMAO, KALIWANG KAMAO, KANANG KASU-KASUHAN, KALIWANG KASUKASUHAN, KANANG KALINGKINGAN, KALIWANG KALINGKINGAN……Ahhhhh…ahhhh…. HOST:uhuhhhh….time is up…!!! Well, kung tutuosin ay mas mahigit pa sa dalawampo ang parte ng katawan ng tao na nagsisimula sa letrang K…, ito ay ang KILAY, KAMAY, KAMAO, KILI-KILI, KASUKASUHAN, KALINGKINGAN, at ang kanilang nalimutan ay ang……………………… kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko, kuko…!!! | |
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| waaaaaa! baby galing! bentang benta skn! natawa talaga ako! hahahahahahahahahahaha! ![lol!](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif) |
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| NYAHAHA PJOKE NGA DN HEHEHE
Biglang umulan ng malakas habang naglalakad si Alfred kaya't nakisilong muna sya sa isang bahay. "Amang, mukhang gutom na gutom ho kayo, bakit di ho muna kayo kumain ng niluto kong kamote", sabi kay alfred ng tinuluyan. Ayun nga, lumamon sya ng lumamon. *burp* , tunog nya. "Ito at tumila na ang ulan, maraming salamat sa lahat." sabi ni Alfred. Malapit na sya ng bahay ng kanyang matanaw ang kanyang misis. "Honey, bakit ngayon ka lang?, eh hindi na nga bale, halika at meron akong surprise sa 'yo". Nilagyan ni misis ng blinfold si Alfred. "Hwag na hwag kang sisilip kahit anong mangyari, kungdi ay lagot ka sa akin!" Pumasok na silang dalawa sa loob at sinarado na ang pinto ng biglang nag-ring ang telepono. "O Honey, wait lang muna ha, sagutin ko tong phone, remember, hwag sisilip!" Naiwan na si Alfred pero biglang sumakit ang kanyang tyan, siguro ito ay dahil sa paglamon nya ng kamote. tinaas nya ang kanyang paa at doon nilabas ang masamang hangin, prrtttt....kasing amoy ng bagok na itlog. Pinaypayan nya ito para hindi maamoy ng kangyang misis. bratat tat tat tat tat tat....nautot na naman sya, kaya sige paypay na naman. sige lang at utot sya ng utot dahil di nya mapigilan. "bye" rinig nya galing sa boses ng kanyang misis, so pinigilan na nya ang pag-uutot. "hindi ka ba sumilip???" sambit ni misis. "hindi ah!, hinding hindi". "okay then, mabuti naman" (si misis uli). "Buksan mo na ang blindfold mo" binuksan na nya, at nandoon nakabulagta ang sampung bisitang nakaupo sa paligid nya. "SURPRISE!!!!" sabi ni misis. | |
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| YAY oo bossing pag ikaw sanay kana ehh panu ba nman GAWAIIN MO UN EHH xD | |
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| walang hiya hiya
ahaha
pakapalan ng mukha
ahaha
"alpha kapa muks" na
nyahaha | |
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| pwed va un??? wlang hiya²?? | |
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| nice... ng jokes mo kuya nikko.... kakatuwa ![lol!](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif) | |
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| KUNG
WLA
KNG
HIYA
IKAW
AY
WLANG'YA...
HEHE... | |
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| WOW RAIN GOOD!!! CLAP CLAP!!! | |
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| aiyt .. kua xii .. nice.nice.. ntwa din mamii qu! hahahaha .. bnsa nya lhat! hahaha! ![lol!](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif) | |
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| pede wak ibhin ung topic pra ndi ma close/lock ung topic...
grabe kxe ung iba nonsense na eee...
tnx guys.. | |
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