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xii Big Boss
Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
| Subject: its my time again ahaha Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:57 pm | |
| This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL! | |
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xii Big Boss
Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:26 pm | |
| PEDRO: manong bayad! DRIVER: san galing? PEDRO: sa bulsa ko DRIVER: hindi, san sumakay? PEDRO: sa jeep mo DRIVER: (gago to ah! mabigyan nga ng kulang na sukli) PEDRO: bat kulang? magkano ba Quiapo? DRIVER: bakit? bibilhin mo?! | |
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xii Big Boss
Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:42 pm | |
| > Boyfriend: Honey, susunduin kita. Bubusina na lang > ako pag nandiyan na ako. > Girlfriend: Okey. May dala ka bang kotse? > Boyfriend: Wala! BUSINA LANG! > ----------------------------------- ----------- > > Boy: 'Nay! Muntik na akong maging top 1 sa klase! > Nanay: Bakit mo naman nasabi 'yan? > Boy: In-announce kasi kanina 'yung top 1 sa klase. > Ang itinuro ni ma'am, 'yung katabi ko. muntik > na ako! > > ----------------------------------- ---------------------------- > > Melanie Marquez was in a mall when suddenly, two > coƱotic girls shouted, > "Hey, bitch!" > Melanie got upset and turned to them with raised > eyebrows and said, "Never! > Ever! Ever! Ever! Call me HEY! > > ----------------------------------- -------------------------- > Sa isang museum. > Boyet: Ito bang pangit na 'to ang tinatawag ninyong > 'art'?! Ang pangit! > Nakasusuka! > Guide: Hindi po, sir. salamin po 'yan! > ----------------------------------- ------------------------ > > Tumakbo ang bata dahil male-late na siya. Nagdasal > siya, > "Diyos ko, tulungan po ninyo akong huwag ma-late." > Sa kanyang pagmamadali, nadapa siya. > "Diyos ko naman, 'wag N'yo naman akong itulak!" > > ----------------------------------- ---------------- > Bruno: Ano 'yang nasa papel na 'yan? > Pedro: Listahan ng mga takot sa akin. > Bruno: Patingin nga! Teka. bakit andito ang pangalan > ko? > Pedro: Bakit, lalaban ka ba sa akin? > Bruno: Oo! > Pedro: Kung ganu'n. tanggalin! Problema ba 'yun? > | |
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xii Big Boss
Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:45 pm | |
| Juan: father sana mapatawd ako sa aking mga ginagawang kasalanan.
Pari: ano ba ang mga kasalanan mo, cge sabihin mo na..
Juan: ( nagsalita sa mga nagawang ksalanan ) yun lang po father.
Pari: patawad anak hindi ka patatawarin
Juan: bakit po father?
Pari: kc may kasalanan ka pang hindi mo binanggit
Juan: ano po yun father?
Pari: ito, ikaw b yong kumuha ng perang donasyon sa may altar?
Juan: ano po father
Pari: ( medyo sumigaw na ) ikaw ba yong kumuha ng perang donasyon sa may altar?
Juan: hindi ko talaga maririnig father.. gusto mo palit tayo ...nagpalit sila ng pwesto
Pari: sige magtanong ka na
Juan: makinig ka father... ikaw ba yong nakabuntis ng ating labandera?
Pari: ay totoo nga hindi nga maririnig dito... | |
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xii Big Boss
Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:51 pm | |
| A naked girl rode a taxi. The girl asked the driver. Girl: Bakit ka nakatitig? ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng babaeng hubad? Driver: Hindi miss!!!... iniisip ko kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo!
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An Arab was interviewed at US check point.... US: Name please? ARAB: ABDULAZIZ US: Sex? ARAB: 6 times a week US: I mean, male or female? ARAB: doesn't matter, sometimes even camel. US: Holy cow! ARAB: Yes, cows & dogs too! US: Man, isn't that hostile? ARAB: yes horse style, dog style, any style! US: Oh dear! ARAB: Deer? no deer! they run fast!
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Girl: Doc, malaki problema ko!..Kahit ano pisilin ko masakit! tiyan-ARAY! braso-ARAY! dibdib-ARAY! dimple-ARAY! Doc: Wala kang problema sa katawan. Yung daliri mo may pilay!
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TACIO: Miss, magkano service mo? PROSTI: P500 sa kama...P300 sa sofa...P100 sa damuhan. TACIO: Ok ito P500. PROSTI: Wow bongga!...tara na sa kama! TACIO: Anong kama?...5 beses sa damuhan! (kala niyo maiisahan nyo si tacio ano?) | |
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270 Age : 33 Location : United Kingdom Registration date : 2008-12-05
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:36 am | |
| saan mo naman nakuha mga jowk mo kuya?? assssssstigg ah | |
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xii Big Boss
Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:36 pm | |
| nyahaha secret lng yan fated madami pa 2 come ahaha abangan ang mga su2nod na kabanata ehehe | |
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270 Age : 33 Location : United Kingdom Registration date : 2008-12-05
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576 Age : 34 Location : SA BUNDOK... Registration date : 2008-12-07
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270 Age : 33 Location : United Kingdom Registration date : 2008-12-05
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Fri Dec 26, 2008 9:34 am | |
| owwwwws mas punny daw ohh este funny war na to.. war na.. jowk lang | |
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xii Big Boss
Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:38 am | |
| nyahaha
battle of the brainless lng yan
bwahaha | |
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270 Age : 33 Location : United Kingdom Registration date : 2008-12-05
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Fri Dec 26, 2008 12:50 pm | |
| haha YAY!! | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576 Age : 34 Location : SA BUNDOK... Registration date : 2008-12-07
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:48 am | |
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Number of posts : 1272 Registration date : 2008-12-26
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:40 am | |
| naks... hanep mga jowks mo ... kuya nikko mabenta | |
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_BeeOne
Number of posts : 1270 Age : 33 Location : United Kingdom Registration date : 2008-12-05
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_MsZ.MATARAii
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 32 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:05 am | |
| YAY WOW NEMEN XII MABENTA MGA JOKES MO HAA. . . | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576 Age : 34 Location : SA BUNDOK... Registration date : 2008-12-07
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sun Jan 04, 2009 8:52 am | |
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_MsZ.MATARAii
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 32 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:37 am | |
| MR.CATsup HAHAHAHHA UNG NSA CBOX KANINA,. . . C CATsup ROFL . .. | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576 Age : 34 Location : SA BUNDOK... Registration date : 2008-12-07
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_MsZ.MATARAii
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 32 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:58 am | |
| HAHAHAA. .. PANGALAWA LNG AQ SAU | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576 Age : 34 Location : SA BUNDOK... Registration date : 2008-12-07
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_MsZ.MATARAii
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 32 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:07 am | |
| WEEEEEEEEE CGUE PANGATLO AQ... BASTA KAW UNA. . . | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576 Age : 34 Location : SA BUNDOK... Registration date : 2008-12-07
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:20 am | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
Number of posts : 576 Age : 34 Location : SA BUNDOK... Registration date : 2008-12-07
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_MsZ.MATARAii
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 32 Registration date : 2008-12-28
| Subject: Re: its my time again ahaha Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:40 am | |
| rain back 2 d topic na. . | |
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