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| [/b]dalawang langaw kumakain ng tae...
langaw1: pare teka lang... langaw2: pare bakit?! langaw1: nauutot kc ako eh langaw2: la naman ganyanan kumakain tayo eh...
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ako din padagdag Host : Ano ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod? Clue : starts with the letter S (salbabida) Beep! Contestant : Sirena? Host : Hinde! Hindi ito babae. Beep! Contestant : Siyokoy? Host : Hindi! Hindi ito lalake. Beep! Contestant : Siyoke? --------------------------------------------------------------- H : What is the national tree of the Philippines? Clue : Starts with the letter "N" (narra) C : Niyog? H : Mas matigas pa diyan. C : (In a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG! ---------------------------------------------------------------- H : Ano ang total ng 2 + 2? (4) C : Three! H : Hinde, mas mataas pa diyan. C : (In a high pitched voice) Three! ---------------------------------------------------------------- H : Saan binaril si Jose Rizal? Clue : "B" ang simula (Bagumbayan) C : Sa back? H : O sige, pwede rin na ang simula ay "L" (Luneta) C : Sa likod? H : Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P" and initials ng modern name niya (Rizal Park) C : Sa rear part? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- H : Ano ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod? Clue : "L" ang simula ng pangalan niya. (lifeguard) C : Lifebuoy? H : Hindi, pero kahawing nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng taong ito. C : Safeguard? H : Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo. C : Safe boy? H : Hindi siya 'boy' at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan. C : Si Mr. Clean! _______________________________________________ Q: What is the national Bird of the Philippines? Clue: It's name starts with the letter "M" (Maya). A: Manok Q: Hindi, brown ang kulay nito. A: manok na pinirito. Q: Hindi, mas maliit pa dyan. A: Maggi chicken cube. _________________________________________________ Q: Saan tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo? Clue: Nagsisimula sa letter "B" (Beach). A: Banyo. Q: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon naarawan ka. A: Bubong. Q: Hindi, pag nandoon ka na marami kang makikitang babae na naka-bikini. A: Beerhouse! ___________________________________________ Q: What is the national flower of the philippines? Clue: It starts with the letter "S" (Sampaguita). A: Sunflower. Q: Hindi, binebenta ito sa kalye. A: Stork. Q: Hindi, bulaklak sabi, eh. A: sitsarong bulaklak! Q: hindi pa rin. Ang ending nya ay letrang "A". A: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka. Q: O, para madali ha, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa: pangalan ng bulaklak na nag-sisimula sa letter"S", nag-tatapos sa letter "A" at kapangalan ito ng isang sikat na singer. A: Si Sharon Cuneta! _______________________________________________ Q: Sino ang kauna-unahang chess grandmaster of Asia? Clue: Kapangalan nya ang tao ng chess (Eugene Torres). A: Carole King. Q: Hindi, mas mababa sa "King". A: Al Quinn. Q: Hindi, Filipino ang apelyido nya. A: Armida Siguion-Reyna. Q: Hindi pa rin, mas mababa pa sa "Reyna". A: Bishop Bacani. Q: Mas mababa pa sa "Bishop". A: Johnny midnight "Knight". Q: Mas mababa pa sa "Knight". A: Jerry Pons (Pawns)? Q: O ayan ha. Nabanggit mo na ang lahat ng piyesa. Yung kahulihulihang piyesa na lang. A: Sylvia la Torre! ___________________________________________________ Q: Sino ang National Hero na naka-picture sa 500-peso bill? Clue: Ang initials nya ay "N-A" (Ninoy Aquino) A: Nora Aunor. Q: Hindi, ang last letter ng kaniyang palayaw ay "Y". A: Guy Aunor? Q: Hindi, dati syang naging Senador. A: The former Senador Nora Aunor. Q: Hindi, patay na sya! A: Patay na pala si Nora Aunor???????? ___________________________________________________ Q: Ano ang pambansang hayop? Clue: naguumpisa sa letrang K (Kalabaw) A: Kuto!! Q: Mali, Ito ay nakikita sa lupa A: Kutong Lupa!!! __________________________________________ Q: Who is the national Hero of the Philippines? Clue: Ang initials nya ay "J-R" (Jose Rizal) A: Jerico Rosales Q: Hindi, mas maliit sya keysa kay Jerico. A: Jeric Raval Q: Mali, isa syang Doktor. A: Dr. Jeric Raval!!! ____________________________________________ Q: Sino ang pumatay kay Magellan? Clue: Ang initials nya ay "L-L" (Lapu Lapu) A: Lito Lapid Q: Hindi, inuulit ang kanyang pangalan. A: Lito Lito Lapid Lapid!!!! ______________________________________________ Q: Anong hayop sa dagat ang may walong tentacles? Clue: Ang pangalan niya ay nagsimula sa "Octo" (Octopus). A: October. Q: Hindi, walo nga ang tentacles nito. A: Octo-walo. Q: Hindi pa rin. Ang hayop na ito ay walang spine at malambot ang katawan. A: Octoarts Dancer. Q: Hindi, nagtatapos sa "s" ang pangalan nito. A: Octoarts Dancers. Q: Hindi pa rin. A: Octomechanix ___________________________________________ Q: What is the national fish of the Philippines? Clue: Its name starts with the letter "b" (Bangus). A: Botete. Q: Hindi, may "s" sa dulo. A: botetes.
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| nyahaha parang battle of the brainless lng ah fafi nyahaha ![cheers](https://2img.net/i/fa/i/smiles/icon_cheers.png) | |
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| uu nga fafi ehh..hahah nag babalik ulit ako haha... | |
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| ngee
that's makes sense huh!! | |
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| pede wak ibhin ung topic pra ndi ma close/lock ung topic...
grabe kxe ung iba nonsense na eee...
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