Blonde Jokes.

Brunette: I was listening to Eminem last night.
Blonde: You were listening to candy?!


My friends told me a lot of blonde jokes, so I though I'd share it with you guys. ;D
Some of them are not funny.

Joke 1:
Three girls were on the run from the cops - a red head, a brunette, and a blonde. During the subsequent high speed chase the red head spotted a potato farm and suggested that the girls should hide out there.
Once
at the farm all three girls climbed into a potato sack. The cops came
to the potato farm, looked around, but saw no sign of the girls. The
sheriff started kicking potato sacks to see if maybe they were hiding.
The sheriff kicked the bag with the redhead n it and she yelped “Bark Bark” so they thought it was a dog. He
kicked another sack, this one with the brunette in it, and she said
“Meow Meow” so they thought it was a cat. Finally, just as the sheriff
was about to give up - he kicked one last bag, with the blonde inside, and heard “POTATO!”

Joke 2:
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff, who do you think would land first?
Answer: The Brunette, because the blonde had to ask for directions.

Joke 3:
Question: What does a smart blonde and a unicorn have in common?
Answer: You always hear about them but never see them.

Joke 4:
Question: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
Answer: The cow fell on top of her.

Joke 5:
Question: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Answer: Because they go and answer the door.

Joke 6:
Question: How do blondes' braincells die?
Answer: Alone.

Joke 7:
Question: What did the blonde say when she found out she was going to have a baby?
Answer: I hope it's mine.

Joke 8:
Question: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
Answer: Because she thought her Maxi-pad had wings.

Joke 9:
Question: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Answer: You knock on the door.

Joke 10:
Question: Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
Answer: Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.

Joke 11:
Question: Why did the blonde have square boobs?
Answer: She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

Joke 12:
Question: How do you confuse a blonde?
Answer: Put her in a round room, and tell her to sit in a corner.

Joke 13:
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for
four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland "Left", so
they turned around and went home.

Joke 14:
Question: Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Answer: Because it said concentrate.

Joke 15:
Question: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?
Answer: There is tipex on the screen.

Joke 16:
Question: How can you tell if she has been on again?
Answer: She has left cheese for the mouse.

hahaha