1. Don�t say it through a letter.
2. Reprise after 6 to 10 months.
3. Don�t returns the really expensive gift, only return the cheaper one.
4. Don�t break-up when he gave you expensive gifts.
5. Don�t do it in-front of either person�s parent.
6. Don�t break-up in the dark.
7. Don�t break-up when you still owe your girlfriend�s money.
8. Don�t wear red when you�re breaking-up someone.
9. Don�t do it via �Dear Dr. Love� or Joe D� Mango�s Love notes.
10. No hitting below the belt.
11. Don�t cry in-front of each other.
12. Don�t beak-up when there�s a death in the family.
13. Don�t break-up before exam.
14. Don�t break-up during special occasions or holidays.
15. Don�t break-up in public.
16. Don�t break-up in bed.
17. Don�t drink before breaking up.
18. Never let your new love coached you on how to break-up with your ex-to-be.
19. Don�t bring the new one when breaking up.
20. Don�t use witchcraft.
21. No return No exchange.
22. Don�t break-up on your anniversary.
23. Don�t break in the car or while driving.
24. Don�t use background music when you�re breaking up.
25. Don�t call at 3AM from a friend�s apartment.
26. No breaking up after I DO.
27. Don�t break-up until she gaves birth.
28. Don�t use or wear his favorite perfumes.
29. Don�t break-up on an empty stomach.
30. Don�t kiss & tell after the break-up.
31. Don�t break-up in the kitchen, there are knives there.
32. Don�t break-up during her period, she�ll go insane.
33. No threatening, No begging.
34. Don�t do it ala-disappearing act.
35. Don�t use sex to soften the blow.
36. Don�t tell other people of your plan to break-up with her, let her be the first to know.
37. �Wag paligoy-ligoy.
38. Do it only if you�re 100% sure.
39. Don�t do it on Friday the 13th, Malas!
40. For married people, not in front of the kids.
41. Don�t cut your hair after break-up.
42. Use smudge-proof mascara when you�re breaking up someone.
43. No sour-grapping.
44. No patronizing.
45. No bad mouthing.
46. Don�t let other people do the breaking up for you.
47. Don�t break up after a big fight; wait till both of you calm down.
48. Look into their eyes when you break their heart.
49. Don�t expect that you�re still be friends.
50. Don�t ask if she�s okay after break-up, just leave.
51. No assigning of flame.
52. Don�t start-off with cool-off, split kung split.
53. Break somebody�s heart the way an orthopedist could break your bone, quickly & cleanly because medically it heals faster in that way.
54. Don�t delay.
55. Don�t embrace each other after break-up.
56. No crying
Subject: RULES ON BREAKING UP 
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