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xii Big Boss
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![Male Male](https://2img.net/s/t/12/55/90/i_icon_gender_male.gif) Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
![xii jokes part 1 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: xii jokes part 1 Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:05 am | |
| I tried 2 teach my young pamankins gud manners.. so i set each a glass of MILK and askd,
"wat will u say?"
they liftd their glasses nd said,
"TAGAY!!" ~~~~ Erap with friends in party.. erap: nu tatak ng jeans m? Frend:guesS erap:lEe? F:guesS e:bench? F:guesS nga eh! e:girbaud? F:anu b! Gues nga! e:dickies? F: nde!gueSs!gueSs!guesS!!! e:hang ten? F:ang kulit m gueSs NGA EH! e:ayoko na nga!! SIRET NA!! ~~~ Erap in haring: lawYER: what did u do last nyt? Erap(no answer) lawYER:i said wat did u do last nyt?! Erap(no answer) lawYER:mr. Estrada, tel me wat did u do last nyt!?! Erap: pucha nMn oh! kala q b hearing 2! walang speaking! ~~~ Eraaap was writing something very slowly. Friend:Bakit ang bagal mong magsulat? Erap:Sinusulatan ko ang anak kong 6 yrs old, di sya makabasa ng mabilis eh... ~~~ | |
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xii Big Boss
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![Male Male](https://2img.net/s/t/12/55/90/i_icon_gender_male.gif) Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
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| Isang araw nag kita si Juan at Pedro..
Juan:Pedro, patangahan tayo ng alalay?? Pedro:Oo ba! alam ko nman na mas tanga alalay ko.. Juan:Sige nga! simulan na ntin..
Tinawag ni Juan ang alalay nito.. Juan:Tignan mo nga sa Office kung nandoon pa ko.. Alalay#1:Ok boss masusunod!!
Juan:Oh nkita mo na Pedro ang tanga ng alalay ko! Pedro:tanga nba sayo yon?e2 mas tanga..
Tinawag rin ni Pedro ang alalay nya.. Pedro:Tignan mo nga kung nandon ako sa bahay ko tignan mong mabuti.. Alalay#2:right away sir..
Nag uusap ang dalawang alalay.. Alalay#1:Alam mo ang bobo ng Sir ko pinapatingin ba nmn kung nandon sya sa office nila pde nya nmn tawagan dba? Alalay#2:oo nga eh pti ung sir ko ang tanga pede rin nya na itxt..
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ghUrL:hide and seek teo,,if u find me,,papayag ako mkipag sex seo!!
bhOi:e kung d kta mhanap??
ghUrL:eehh!!bastah!!nasa likod lang ako ng piano!!
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sa simbahan,,may bata na nagdadasal,,humihingi ng bike ky god!!
bAtA:Lord bigyan mo ko bike..
kinabukasan wala xa natanggap na bike,,kea hingi xa ulit..
bAtA:Lord,,bigyan mo ko bike h!!
peo whula p dn xa natanggap..kinabukasan,,napansin ng pari na nwala ang rebulto ni mama mary,,nakita nea ang isang sulat na nakalagay sa altar..
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"LOR D,,KUNG GUSTO MO PA MAKITA ANG NANAY MO,,IBIGAY MO NA SAKIN ANG BIKE\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ " | |
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xii Big Boss
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![Male Male](https://2img.net/s/t/12/55/90/i_icon_gender_male.gif) Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
![xii jokes part 1 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: xii jokes part 1 Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:32 am | |
| minsan kala mo ata d kita naaalala.. mnsan kala mo ata d kta namimiss.. mnsan kala mo bnabale wala kita..
pero akala mo lang un!!
ikaw p..
..sino k nga ulet??..
----------------------------------- ----------------------------- MAG-ASAWANG NAGAAWAY:
bAbAeunyetah ka!!
LaLakEunyetah ka din!!
bAbAe:trantad0!!
LaLakE:trantad0 k rin!!
bAbAe:supot!!
LaLakE:sorry na kasi..
----------------------------------- ----------------------------- stUdENt:mam,,bubukol ba ang utot sa pantalon??
tEachEr:no,,hinde!!remember class,,kahit gano kalakas ang utot,,di bubukol sapantalon..
stUdiEnt:PATAY!!TAE NGA TO!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- ghUrL:father,,ako poh ay nagkasal..nagfifinger poh ako araw-araw..
pAri:ilang taon ka n ba??
ghUrL:18 na poh..
pAri:susmaryosep,,sa ede mong yan..dapat..knakan2t ka n!! | |
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xii Big Boss
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![Male Male](https://2img.net/s/t/12/55/90/i_icon_gender_male.gif) Number of posts : 703 Age : 34 Location : Dubai Registration date : 2008-11-21
![xii jokes part 1 Empty](https://2img.net/i/empty.gif) | Subject: Re: xii jokes part 1 Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:33 am | |
| \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"SCI ENCE TRIVIA\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ \"
..alam mo b,,na ang buhok s pwet ay karugtong ng pilikmata??
ITS TRUE!!
subukan mong hilahin buhok mo s pwet..
mapapapikit ka..
----------------------------------- ----------------------------- PaseNgR:manong para!!natatae na ko..!
dRivEr:d tayo pede huminto,,wag mo icpin..guni-guni mo lang yan..
maya-maya..
DrivEr:bakit ang baho??!
pAseNgr:guni-guni mo lng yan!!
----------------------------------- ----------------------------- bhOikagat dede..
ghUrL:ayOkO!!
bhOi:bibigyan kita ng 10,000..
ghUrL:cge,,pero bilisan mo lang h!!
bhOipiniga,hinimas,sinipsip..)
ghUrL:bt d mo kinagat??
bhOi:wala ko pera!
----------------------------------- ----------------------------- tEachEr:ano ang ating pambansang hayop??nagsisimula sa letter K!!
stUdENt:kabayo?
tEachEr:mali,,nagtatapos sa letter W!!
stUdENt:kabayow??
tEachEr:mali,,may sungay ito..
stUdENt:demonyong kabayow??
tEachEr:GET OUT!! para sa mga nkagets n2!!e2 pnka natawa ko eh!!haha..sna ngets neo!! ----------------------------------- ----------------------------- bErtO:kamusta assignment??
ricArdO:masama,,wala ako nasagutan!blank paper lang pinasa ko..
bErtO:naku ako din!pano yan??bka isipin nila,,nagkopyahan tayo!! | |
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_MsZ.MATARAii
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| hmmmm . .. wla aq msvi .. .. ndi q kaC bnsa.. .. hahahha | |
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B3_@cl?/<z_021
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_MsZ.MATARAii
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| RAIN APIR . . . SAME TAU ,. . . TAMAD MAG BASA | |
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| good job kuya xii!!!
mabenta... you made me feel happy.. hehe | |
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clumsy_chica
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_BeeOne
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| kuya astig mga jowk ahhh naku khit dmi prob ngaun nka tawa prin ako | |
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| pede wak ibhin ung topic pra ndi ma close/lock ung topic...
grabe kxe ung iba nonsense na eee...
tnx guys.. | |
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